End of Chapter 2 – finally.

Posted in General on July 1, 2009 by almcdonald

The closer they enter the city, the more the danger grows. The trick is to move slowly, smoothly, and garner no attention through loud noises, swift movements, and preferably without a donkey genetically geared towards intransigence and confusion in the form of loud, befuddled braying. Boone, hand permanently clutching his gun – big enough to punch a hole through anything horse-sized, but with only three remaining bullets – patrols ahead, moving swiftly, looking for the undead and snatches of any sense of recent humanity in the plethora of signs pointing them somewhere towards a set of high rise buildings shooting out from nearby the river.

They hit an intersection, and, amidst the cool wind and the sound of shuffling, moaning and utter silence, Boone, Milo, the Chinese Man and the donkey stand upon it, at the crossroads where nothing but dead neon lights stare sorrowfully down, sharing space and time, forever, with huge advertising hoardings for a movie Boone never watched, that does nothing but hammer home, most completely and utterly, that one era has ended and one has begun.

That, and moving across the intersection like a taxi who has patiently waited for the lights to change, is a zombie, yammering to itself, mouth working spastically, head twisting and turning, arms thrusting in and out, like a manic disco dancer.

Only in this case the creature is elevated ten feet in the air, floating of its own accord, uncontrolled, unknowable, unnatural.

They watch in silence as the thing passes, drifting lazily, arguing with itself in some unknown language, all grunts, gurns and ticks, flying through the air, arguing against everything natural, if they didn’t do such a thing already.

Milo turns to Boon. “It’s true, then, “ he says.
“Yup.” Boone signs, scratches his head. He looks across the city, the dead, now more alien than ever before, move before him, simply and utterly unknowable.

Rejection for Warp Factory.

Posted in General on June 22, 2009 by almcdonald

This is the rejection I got from GUD Magazine for Warp Factory

“ending section is really weak (in concept and writing). and too long
getting there, for what it is. not to mention the lack of editing
(there’s even a section still in third person that obviously wasn’t
meant to be)… it’s definitely colorful and freaky and cleverly-put
and all that good stuff, but not enough payoff imo, especially to give
a quarter of an issue to. and…neurolinguistic programming?!? come
on, al, you can do better than that!”

One word.

Smug.

Last time I submit there.

Old piece of writing

Posted in General on May 24, 2009 by almcdonald

Came across this text, which presumably I must have written at some point.

I found myself standing on that street corner for hours. I knew after the first twenty minutes she wasn’t going to turn up, and yet I stayed there, watching the traffic through the rain, trying to pick apart the chain of emails we shared over the last week, trying to identify the little hints and subtle nuances that ultimately led me to this point here, standing along and hating myself just a little more than an hour before. This is what happens, I thought with hollow fury, when you try and be part of the human race.

My phone buzzed. I was on it before it had finished, flicking open the clamshell. A million different responses flooded my vision and I found myself blinking furiously in order to read the text I had just been sent. From her.

Sorry. It said. I didn’t *feel* anything when we spoke on the phone. Thought this was the best way to break it to you.

She polished this line off with a little sad smiley. I thought maybe a picture of a naked man being kicked forcibly in the testicles would have been less painful.
I started to reply immediately, a hundred conciliatory phrases breaking furiously across the sharp rocks of derision and rejection, and then I stopped, and looked up.

Across the road, somebody was taking a picture of me.

I like the last line. Immediately raises a whole raft of questions in the reader’s mind. For the live of me I can’t remember what the answers exactly were…

Slow

Posted in General on May 18, 2009 by almcdonald

It’s just slow.

There’s no beating around the bush.

Progress on Stand-off is currently at the kind of pace comparable to that of a slug, limpet, nudibranch or a mollusc i.e not very fast at all. This is mainly my fault as I am often distracted by the shiny pretty objects on the internet whilst writing, which has led me to turn Airport off on my MacBook on numerous occasions, so that perhaps I could maybe do some writing instead? Pretty please?

But no.

It is why I love Scrivener and its full screen mode. Green on black. It is a fantastic means to disconnect everything else and turn your brain into writing mode. Don’t get me wrong: it doesn’t always work, and anything involved research is a touch restrictive until you turn wireless back on and THEN suddenly you’re back on the forums on Eurogamer.net, wasting your life away reading mucho important posts such as:

‘Random rants that don’t warrant their own threads’ thread.

Sigh.

Tonight is a good example of me trying to write, and failing. Life’s distractions (good in the form of my lovely girlfriend, bad in the form of utterly random web browsing) insist on getting in the way of me and my story. I wish I were more determined, or more focused, or more attentive. All of these things elude me whilst I write, which makes completing a story all the more impressive and satisfying.

My last novelette, Warp Factory, took nearly 7 years, numerous re-writes, plottings, three abandonments, 2 years of denial before I finally tortured into a form I’m finally happy with. Whilst I love that story without condition, it definitely highlights a major weakness with how I write – with no solution at hand.

Still on it

Posted in General on May 13, 2009 by almcdonald

Still on Standoff. Hit a bit of a bump, before life did it’s funky thing and got in the way. Now I’m back in the frame and bashing out a stunning 200-500 words a night for the past four nights. Whoah.

Emailed my girlfriend chapter 1. She likes it. This makes me happy, although it now means I have to finish the damn thing as she wants to know what happens next. Good enough incentive for me.

All quiet on the Western Front

Posted in General on April 3, 2009 by almcdonald

I haven’t given much attention to Standoff as I’d liked, having only given the novelette the must briefest of glances over the last few weeks.

Mainly because I’m stuck on a small little bit, from which the entire story is road-blocked. So in effect; not really a small bit.

The hardest part – again – is finding time. Life and all the things surrounding in have conspired to rob me of the opportunity to seriously get my head down and get some writing down. Fortunately the reasons are good, but unfortunately not from a writing perspective. I’m planning some quality alone-time with my brain and Scrivener (my writing app of choice) in the next week or so.

What is confirmed is how happy I am with the story so far. The writing is sharp, focused and it’s definitely of the style I have grown into the last few years. Still can’t escape writing in present-tense – so kill me if I love it :-)

From The Asylum

Posted in General on April 3, 2009 by almcdonald

Sad to hear that From The Asylum is closing its doors in July. I had a short story with them since November last year, and received notice yesterday.

Here’s their blurb:

http://www.fromtheasylum.com/interior2.htm

Shame.

Clearing out some submissions

Posted in General on March 17, 2009 by almcdonald

I’ve had a number of rejections in the last month or so, and my ‘to submit’ pile has grown accordingly. Fortunately I have a to-do system that excels at continuously nagging me until I give in and clear anything outstanding (except, it appears, to actually write something).

Therefore I’ve dedicated an entire evening to submitting:

Waterwall to Clarkesworld Magazine (who, it must be said, has an awesome on-line submission system)
Dead Angels to Reflection’s Edge
Forever Morning to Cutting Block Press
Toby See The Stars to The Fifth Wednesday Journal

I wish, I really wish somebody invented a standard document format with which all submissions could be based on*. Each of the above subs required modifications for each publication. Finding the right magazine is easy. Getting the format right is the time-killer.

* yes, one exists, but it isn’t adhered to.

More text from Stand-off

Posted in General on March 10, 2009 by almcdonald

It’s coming on well. Ideas are proving themselves less recaltricant than normal.

Some more snippets here:

…there had been a touch and go moment when a few undeads had somehow made their way up through the thick forestry, heading upwards, driven by some unknown bearing, but they had become stuck in the overgrowth and even now mewled aimlessly only 20 yards from the outstation and Boone, their sightless eyes fixed on some point behind him, unaware of his existence, only driven by some internal wiring defining their existence as a goal somewhere up the side of this mountain. Boone imagines that with a clear path the two undeads – a black man in a torn orange jump-suit and a massive grey haired afro teamed in an unlikely pairing with an old Chinese woman, her face like an angry, blood-rinsed walnut – would walk straight past him and continue up the mountain, down the other side and head right into the ocean without a single conscious thought running through their heads.

Slight roadblock

Posted in Stand-Off on March 3, 2009 by almcdonald

After a few days of near perfect running I’ve hit my first roadblock on Stand-Off.

I have been using an 8 page hand-written synopsis, writing almost verbatim from my – surprisingly excellent – notes and have come across the first part where in my infinite wisdom I had decided, when initially writing this outline, to skip some ‘small parts’(1) in the story. Whilst I can (and hopefully should) be able to overcome the gaps it’s still a stumble after nearly three thousand words of remarkably smooth prose.

I’ve also found myself recently aware of what is known in the media business as ‘zombie fatigue’. Ten years ago Zombie and Undead movies were very few and far between, and it wasn’t until the ‘Dead reboots and – more recently – 28 Days Later and 28 Weeks Later(2), Shaun Of The Dead, and numerous Romero remakes that a certain ennui has developed amongst the public in all matters undead. This translates into popular media, which explains why we won’t be seeing zombie movies for a while (Romero notwithstanding – the man is a full-on-zombie-making-machine).

So – this means that selling this story once written may prove somewhat of a mission. Considering how many vampire and werewolf stories are published in the small press every year, regardless of the fact that most are a) utter rubbish and b) more or less identical along a few basic deviations, I’m hoping a well written story which just happens to be about those pesky undead folks still has a home in the literary world.

Guaranteeing it’s a well written story is the hard part, naturally.

1) – where ‘small parts’ means ‘fundamental issues conveniently swept under the carpet during conception’
2) and now is not the time to debate the definition of a zombie, as both the 28 movies are not zombie movies – in the eyes of the professional un-dead discerner that is. Nor, it has to be said, are there zombies in this current story of mine. They are however, undead. It’s complicated.