The Amazing speak as you type Irate Scotsman Typing Tutor!

I came up with this gem a long time ago, whilst presumably on some sort of drugs…

Enjoy. Or not. Probably the latter…

The Amazing speak as you type Irate Scotsman Typing Tutor!

Yes! Image being blind. Imagine not being able to see…close your eyes now. No, really, close them. Dark isn’t it? Kinda scary, isn’t it? Just imagine if you couldn’t see at all, I mean, it’s okay for us, we can just open our eyes, but what if you were blind?

How would you type? Sure, you could find those knobbly bits that are on F and J and find your way, but if you can’t type that’s no help, and if you can, how do you know what your typing? For all you know you could be yu[omnh vomplryr foggoesj!

Well, thanks to the Amazing Irate Scotsman™ you can now know exactly what keys your are typing down. Press A, and prepare to hear the throaty tones of a gruff Glaswegian. Press a J and indulge in his smoke riddled baritones. Press and hold down allt he keys and you can almost believe you’re in a room with 15 angry vomiting scotsman!

Coming soon: dangerously sarcastic stoned guy and pretty yet bitchy blond! You’d be crazy – no psychotic to miss out!

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